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Post by stanley on Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:46 pm

Blondes Are Not Stupid

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are
Not Stupid Convention."

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes
are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde steps up. The leader asks
her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen."
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start
cheering, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000
of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give her another
chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she
eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed and sighs-everyone is disheartened, the blonde
starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting, "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The leader,
unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says,
"OK!, one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four."
Through out the stadium 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms,
stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another chance, give her another
chance!"

bounce

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Re: Iseng aja : HUMOR

Post by adidharma on Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:48 am

hehehe, lumayan juga ley Very Happy

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Post by david on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:36 am

hahaha lucu lucu... ini mah untuk joke nya wong amrik, kita kan wong indonesia ley.

mending pengalaman sndiri yg lucu2 seperti ...... dulu aku pnya pembantu dah skitar mndekati 50 taun, ga bisa baca tulis disuruh belanja ke pasar. satu2nya cara sepertinya ngapalin apa yg disuruh, sayangnya dia latah.

suatu hari disuruh beli bumbu gule , masak sih ga bisa. "mpok beli bumbu gule yo" ternyata saat jalan dia ngapalin gini "bumbu gule .. bumbu gule...bumbu gule .." gituuu terus .. eee kakinya kesandung kecil, dianya jadi lupa. "aduh .. tadi mo beli bumbu gule atau rendang ya?"

pulang bawa bumbu rendang.

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Re: Iseng aja : HUMOR

Post by Diana Savitri on Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:52 pm

Daviiiiiiiiid.... itu bukan nya latah kaleee... itu mah pikuuun.... kl latah, wl d getok palanya juga masih inget lah... tau juga kl getok nya ke kencengan... bisa lupa ingatan dia... walhasil bawa rendang ga cm bumbunya... ma org padang nya sekalian dia bw pulang...kekekkeke

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Post by Eria on Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:08 pm

Diana Savitri wrote:Daviiiiiiiiid.... itu bukan nya latah kaleee... itu mah pikuuun.... kl latah, wl d getok palanya juga masih inget lah... tau juga kl getok nya ke kencengan... bisa lupa ingatan dia... walhasil bawa rendang ga cm bumbunya... ma org padang nya sekalian dia bw pulang...kekekkeke

Kayaknya si DInDin ini pengalaman pribadi Deh

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Re: Iseng aja : HUMOR

Post by adidharma on Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:13 pm

Btw kamu sendiri latah gak Din hehehe

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Post by Diana Savitri on Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:07 pm

hehehe.... latah sih nggak... kaget an iya... sama ga sih? hehehe...

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Post by Eria on Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:31 pm

heheh bisa di bikin jadi latah tuhh

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Re: Iseng aja : HUMOR

Post by dian atenkz on Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:32 pm

Diana Savitri wrote:hehehe.... latah sih nggak... kaget an iya... sama ga sih? hehehe...
11-12 sih Mb Din cuman klo kagetan bisa2 jantungan lho...buru2 diperiksain...ni hanya saran sih,..okay

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Re: Iseng aja : HUMOR

Post by Diana Savitri on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:59 pm

dian atenkz wrote:
Diana Savitri wrote:hehehe.... latah sih nggak... kaget an iya... sama ga sih? hehehe...
11-12 sih Mb Din cuman klo kagetan bisa2 jantungan lho...buru2 diperiksain...ni hanya saran sih,..okay

duuuuh... tumben si Atenk bener kasih posting nya... tq ya pren... ntar kl da py duit gw priksa deh...halaaaaah

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Re: Iseng aja : HUMOR

Post by david on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:18 pm

kayaknya kita pada latah deh ... pas topik nya latah, ikutan lataaah semua .. kyakakkakakak... (ketawa model baru ikutan diana)

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